I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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