ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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