Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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