awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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