we have officially lost it.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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