Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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