Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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