Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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