out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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