the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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