Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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