a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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