I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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