I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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