just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Alive.
So much puke
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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