This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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