Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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