S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
