The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he told me I talked like a deaf person
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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