Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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