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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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