Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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