Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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