I heard we made out
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she smelled like a LAN party
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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