Where is the hickey?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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