I got chris browned last night
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
