She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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