I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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