I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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