Your face is a jimmy john
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just want to make out with him forever
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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