break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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