Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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