I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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