Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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