Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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