Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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