Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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