I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
either way he was missing a nipple.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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