his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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