His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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