I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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