i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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