I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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