She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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