i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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