i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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