She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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