who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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