making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm always down for nudity.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
