A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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