I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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